Resignation Letter

Dear Silly Boss,

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked with you, I have so many time to read gossips, facebook, search wedding things, watch movies like nobody business. When I don't have time to do those things, i become unhappy. When I become unhappy, i will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect my fiance's feeling. When my fiance's feeling is affected, he won't let me eat cakes and ice-cream and cookies and curry mee etc.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign because I don't want fat anymore. Please let me go.

Your clever staff,

Me.